Fly’s rumorama: Jason Heyward, Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren, Eric Berry, Buzz Bissinger

MLB: All of Atlanta, it seems, is in love with Jason Heyward. But a youth outreach program is not in love with a private entrepreneur selling T-shirts with the "J-Hey" nickname, which the L.E.A.D. youth program says it holds rights to. Unlike most of these cases, the T-shirt maker is fighting back, saying he invented "J-Hey".

Golf: Part of the divorce "package?" Ecorazzi (that’s environmentally correct paparazzi, y’all) is reporting that Tiger Woods bought Elin Nordegren a shiny, new, charcoal gray Tesla roadster. The $100,000 electric sports car is super sexy and way green. So is that $749,900,000 that Tiger owes Elin now?

NFL: Good to see that Chiefs rookie Eric Berry is getting acclimated to Kansas City. He already knows that you can’t go wrong going to Gates for lip-smacking barbecue.

Media: Buzz Bissinger is using Twitter to go on the offensive. He tells Jim Rome why he’s been attacking his own Twitter followers. But we’re still wondering why he’s going off on Joe Torre and Phil Jackson. Among the gems Bissinger has posted in the past 24 hours: "Jackson just tries too hard to be something he isn’t — interesting. He needs to get rid of his Kung Fu 8 tracks. Man up and watch CSI…" And this disgusting coupling of words: "Torre and Phil Jackson. Total Douche Juice twins separated at birth. Be honest — anybody understand one word Jackson has ever said?" Hey, Buzz, how is this is more informative and salient than what’s written by any of the bloggers you deride?

MLB: All of Atlanta, it seems, is in love with Jason Heyward. But a youth outreach program is not in love with a private entrepreneur selling T-shirts with the "J-Hey" nickname, which the L.E.A.D. youth program says it holds rights to. Unlike most of these cases, the T-shirt maker is fighting back, saying he invented "J-Hey".

Golf: Part of the divorce "package?" Ecorazzi (that’s environmentally correct paparazzi, y’all) is reporting that Tiger Woods bought Elin Nordegren a shiny, new, charcoal gray Tesla roadster. The $100,000 electric sports car is super sexy and way green. So is that $749,900,000 that Tiger owes Elin now?

NFL: Good to see that Chiefs rookie Eric Berry is getting acclimated to Kansas City. He already knows that you can’t go wrong going to Gates for lip-smacking barbecue.

Media: Buzz Bissinger is using Twitter to go on the offensive. He tells Jim Rome why he’s been attacking his own Twitter followers. But we’re still wondering why he’s going off on Joe Torre and Phil Jackson. Among the gems Bissinger has posted in the past 24 hours: "Jackson just tries too hard to be something he isn’t — interesting. He needs to get rid of his Kung Fu 8 tracks. Man up and watch CSI…" And this disgusting coupling of words: "Torre and Phil Jackson. Total Douche Juice twins separated at birth. Be honest — anybody understand one word Jackson has ever said?" Hey, Buzz, how is this is more informative and salient than what’s written by any of the bloggers you deride?

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